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INJURY REPORT
Week 1: Everyone was sore. Joe pulls a hamstring.
Week 2: Eric bashes his pinky. Kabir pulls a muscle in his butt.
Week 3: Jeff has the bottom half of his shirt and side of his shorts
torn during two attempted tackles. Kabir bashes his middle finger.
Week 4: Jeff scrapes up his elbow. See a nice photo of the injury
here. Kabir aggravates his two previous
injuries.
Week 5: Dennis jams a finger and Dave injures a shoulder in a collision
with Kabir.
Week 6: Free agent player Corey bloodies his elbow and knee in
a diving attempt at a tackle. Injury photo here.
Dennis sprains finger.
Week 7: First major BDFL injury: Tom fractures left wrist. Kabir
pulls foot muscles. Rich sprains pinky (at least the swelling looked cool).
Week 8: Mike B. pulls hamstring and minces like a trooper throughout
the second half. Tom Cuff listed on 4 week IR due to injury received in
Week 7. Kabir played with sore foot by wrapping his sock in packing tape.
Week 9: Free Agent Mick K. pulls a hamstring early in the game,
apparently the standard initiation into the BDFL.
Week 10: Mick K. re-injures his hamstring and wusses out at halftime.
Week 11: Tom returns after 4 weeks on IR. Eric pulls, guess what?,
his hamstring.
Week 12: Don sprains an ankle after a mid-air collision with Kabir.
Week 13: Congratulations to all that played! A first week with
no injuries!
Week 14: It's a streak! Two weeks with no injuries.
Week 15: Greg bruised his big toe. Ohhh.
Week 16: Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
Week 17: Are these guys getting less clumsy or more fit? No injuries!
Week 18: Chris Gerken sprained his back; Tom Cuff hurt his shoulder;
Kabir has a sore ankle; Dana Melvin is limping! Making up for past weeks,
I see...
Week 19: No reports.
Week 20: No reports.
Week 21: What's up? No reports.
Week 22: Injury-free!
Week 23: Mike Winn makes up for four weeks of no injury reports
by taking one for the League and breaking his leg. BDFL games are temporarily
suspended during Mike's recovery.
Week 24: No one trains during the off-season and everyone feels
it. Soreness and muscle aches all around. Mike Winn still on Injured Reserve.
Week 32: Kabir Kalsi sprained his ankle when he jooked instead
of jived.
Week 33: Lex injured his shoulder and Jesse injured his arm. Both
injuries were slight.
Week 36: Frank Cruz pulls a hamstring.
Week 39: Hank H. reinjured his ankle and is on injured
reserve.
Week 41: Injuries were Kabir (knee), Cody L. (knee),
Paul S. (hamstring), and Chris (calf).
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